Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Whirling Dervishes

Whirling Dervishes by Ellen Paritz Gittelsohn

Inspired by “The Transmigrating Soul,” from Yiddish Folktales edited by Beatrice Silverman Weinreich.

I am wedged in between my Labrador Retriever, who has decided to sleep with us all winter, and my husband. Although she is small for a lab, her sixty pound body migrates from my corner of our king sized bed to pressing against my right leg. Sometimes she finds her way to the middle and presses against my left leg. My husband, the alpha male, maintains his snoring space all night long. Sometimes I mistake my lab for my husband because they both snore. She snores, I poke him, he turns over. One night they both kept snoring and turning. Someone was scratching.

In the middle, I had a dream that my husband and I were ganging up on our teenage son who refused to tense up over keeping his passport in the safety of an inside pocket. Do all teenagers travel through life with important documents falling out of outside pockets? Did I at that age?

Our lab wakes me up from the dream at 5:30 by turning around until she finds the perfect spot to plop down on my stomach. My husband or lab finally stops snoring and begins cuddling until I formally wake up at 6:30 for transcendental meditation (TM).

Stage three TM brings me to a small Celtic village in England close the the border of Wales. Grateful for the law that if one travels through the unified field without moving her physical body, she does not have to carry a passport. Knowing that the Celtic village is now a museum that happens to be closed on Sunday, I lie down in one of the tents and catch up on much needed solitary rest. Completely refreshed after twenty minutes, I dress and go downstairs for breakfast with our son who is getting ready for a school bonding trip to Spain. Students he had only met during his normal online class time would be taking the superconductor tunnel across the Atlantic. He didn't need pack a lunch since they would be happily eating street food in Madrid by noon. He simply needed to make sure that darn passport was packed securely in an inside pocket.

Since my husband was off to record moon craters, I was bound for spending the afternoon communicating with the dog. She stayed next to me transferring thought as I shaved food off the mammoth growth pods in our greenhouse.

“I like to be close even though I'm an annoyance.”

“You're not an annoyance.”

“Some nights I just can't stop moving as I dream about rabbits, squirrels and sometimes the cat across the street.”

“Dad couldn't stop moving either. The two of you were my whirling dervishes.”

“It's animal nature to revolve.”

“You're quite the philosopher.”

“I'm your dog.”

“Your pure love.” I transferred looking at her soft brown eyes, running my hand then my face over her impossibly soft flat head with velvet floppy ears.



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